Hello Girlfriend

Such a funny thing for me to try to explain

I was not here, but I guess I was away

I feel strange 'cause they took apart my brain

Now I think of it, my head just feels the same, oh

Hello doctor

Hello mother

Hello girlfriend

Little brother

Hello doctor

Hello girlfriend

Oh, Christie, look what you made here

You have given more to me

Than you've ever known

Shoot me back down, I'm goin' crazy

I was thinkin' 'bout what I did to get here

I feel stupid, but I guess that I shouldn't care

I wanna watch TV and wait till dinnertime

What's for dessert? I hope it's apple pie, yeah

Hello doctor

Hello mother

Hello girlfriend

Little brother

Hello doctor

Hello girlfriend

Oh, Christie, look what you made here

You have given more to me

Than you've ever known

Shoot me back down, I'm goin' crazy

Oh, Christie, look what you made here

You have given more to me

Than you've ever known

Shoot me back down, I'm goin' crazy

Hey, all that you have is on the table

You're sittin' at

Stop, open me up just like a window

You're lookin' out

And I'll wait, and I'll wait, I was wrong, but you're strong

And I'm tellin' you now

Oh, Christie, look what you made here

You have given more to me

Than you've ever known

Shoot me back down, I'm goin' crazy

Such a funny thing for me to try to explain

Such a funny thing for me to try to explain

Such a funny thing for me to try to explain