Hey, so... um

This is a, uh...

Thing...

It's uh, it's ah-completely improvised which...

Considering the instrumental for this song might not have been the best way to, um...

Uh, uh, put this, um...

Particular encounter with my brain, but I just... I just decided

This is a weird experimental album

So I'm just gonna have this one, improvised, break the fourth wall, spoken word song where I just talk

And now, I'm gonna act serious

Woke up

Forgot where the mailbox was

Hm, wait a minute

I can see the mailbox

It's right there

Across the street

"So," I think. "I'm going to just go walk straight to that mailbox,"

So, I get to the middle of the road

And there's a road block, but it's invisible

And it's sideways

And in the middle of the road

And if somebody were to drive in the middle of the road, naturally, their vehicle would get split in half

So, I think, "That's silly,"

And then a bunch of weird stuff happens

And suddenly I have the mail in my hand

And I'm like, "I have the mail in my hand! That's... weird, man!"

And it's like the mail just really loves me

I really love the mail too

It... it tells me stuff

Like stuff

And things

Like...

Um, I can't think of anything except for (unintelligible)

Cheese!

Cheese

Cheese

Ch-ch-cheese

Cheese

Cheese