Grogg Mayles

There's a tale of old sea dogs told 'Bout the most fearsome marauder He was such a brute, he'd take all your loot Then he'd sail off with your daughter Who's this loathsome rat, ye say Who sailed the seven seas? He'd take on all the merchant ships And bring them to their knees Grogg Mayles, Grogg Mayles Black-hearted to the core Grogg Mayles, Grogg Mayles The gold he did adore With a hand on the wheel and the other on his sword You'd get strung up if you glanced at his hoard Yes, he was properly 'ard as nails And they call him Grogg Mayles Now I get the feelin' you're not hearin' How frightening he would be He could skin your chest right through your vest While he cutlassed off your knees He'd plough his ship through storms and seas No other pirate dared He'd plunder all the lubber's loot No treasure chest was spared Grogg Mayles, Grogg Mayles Black-hearted to the core Grogg Mayles, Grogg Mayles Pirate provocateur Now is he dead, 'cause we're not sure I thought I saw him at the tavern next door Yes, he is rather fond of ale And they call him Groggory Mayles Hey, arrghh