Urine Nation

I was 8 years old at the Astro Dome Waiting in line to pee pee The urinal line seemed to take forever Then it finally came down to me I unzipped my toughskins And pulled out my little wee wee Some drunk guy said "Hurry Up KID!" But I couldn't spring a leak I can't pee in front of you But you can pee in front of me I can't help it I've got stage fright I've got Urinary Anxiety And so it has been for 15 years And I can't seem to shake my pee pee fears I've gotta have a lock on the bathroom door Before I can make the water fall on the floor Can't wait for the moment in the shower Hot water on my chest full power Laugh as the lemonade hits the porcelain I can't pee in front of you But you can pee in front of me I can't help it I've got stage fright I've got Urinary Anxiety I'm getting better at breaking boundaries I'm learning to let myself be free But whether I want this war or not We'll just have to wait and see When I can whip it out anywhere Whether or not anybody's there When I can just relax and pee Then I can declare victory I'm on a mission I don't need no permission I can pee in front of you And you can pee in front of me I ain't got no more stage fright No Urinary Anxiety