F Him Good

Uh, we had lunch

We talked about love and shit

She looked me in my eyes and said the next dick she take would be her husband's dick (Damn)

See I had the steak, she had the lobster

I say, "I want you on my team"

She say, "I don't join rosters"

I don't believe that

And then the drinks came

And then the mood changed

And then her answers switched

She let her hair down, and lit a cancer stick

She saw it turn me off and said she tryna quit

She went to the ladies room and I hopped on my phone

Most likely she doing the same thing

Like "Girl what you think

Umm, should I do it"

She say, "Shit, I don't know

You know these ****, he probably used to it"

Her other friend grabbed the phone and said

"That bitch just hatin', you better fuck that ****"

"That bitch just hatin', you better fuck that ****"

And then she said, "If you do you better fuck him good

'Cause if another bitch could she gon…"

We had dinner

We talked about the future

She said I coulda chose any bitch, I would beg to differ

But beggars can't be choosers, yeah

And see I had the shrimp, she had the pasta

She said she don't like rappers, we got something in common

And I say, "Especially that **** Wayne"

We both laughed and then the wine came

And then her mind changed

She loosened up her blouse

Her smirks turned to smiles

It was a full moon

When she turned around

She used my restroom, she said, "You know, girl stuff"

She let the water run and hit her girl up

Like "What you think? (Hahaha)

Should I do it?"

She say, "Shit, I don't know

You know these ****, he probably used to it"

Her other friend grabbed the phone and said

"That bitch just hatin', you better fuck that ****"

"That bitch just hatin', you better fuck that ****"

And then she said, if you do you better fuck him good

'Cause if another bitch could she gon…."

We had breakfast, yeah

We fucked all night long and shit

We fell asleep naked

So when we woke up, she wanted that morning dick

I gave it to her too

I had the grits, she had the waffles

She said she drank too much last night and I should have stopped her

I say, "Believe that", and then my phone rang

She saw my girl name and then her world changed

She put her clothes on and said, "I'm going home Wayne"

I said, "Lisa, chill" and that was the wrong name

She hit her girl up and said, "I hate rappers"

Then her girl laughed, and said, "Bitch, what happened?"

She say, "What you think, fuck, why did I do it?"

"Bitch, I bet that **** knew he was gon' fuck from, hi, how ya doin"

And then her friend on the phone said

"Gir, I was just trippin', I woulda fucked that ****"

"Girl, I was just trippin', I woulda fucked that ****"

And then she said, "Yes I did, and I fucked him good

So I hope he tell his girl that I fucked him good"