No! No! No! (feat. The Vulgar Band) [Rehearsal Version]

At the appliance shop I bought a filthy book

Locked in the lav I had a bloody good look

There was a naked nude lady and a man dressed the same

Doing something very rude with a funny foreign name

I think it was called ferrét fell-off-the-back-of-a-lorry-o

I went to my girlfriend but she said "Ooh

That's not very nice and I don't want to know"

So I tactfully said "Forget that it's a cock

Pretend your at the seaside, and it's a stick of rock"

She wasn't' swallowing that..

She said "No! No! No!, no that's flat

I could never never do a filthy thing like that"

She said "No! No! No!, no that's flat

I could never never do a filthy thing like that"