That’s What I’ve Been Told

A Chevy grille ain't no match for a mailbox BB guns are good for breakin' glass You can buy beer at 17 You don't have to lie if they don't ask And girls don't like a kiss that tastes like Skoal Least that's what I've been told They'll put your ass in jail for stealin' stop signs The biggest dog don't win in every fight Don't make a bet you can't afford to lose Don't jump off that river bridge at night And there's roads where even Broncos shouldn't go At least that what I've been told If you're just sayin' prayers, then you ain't prayin' If both men ain't shook hands, then it ain't sold When Daddy don't say nothin', you better listen 'Cause he won't be here for long And that girl ain't comin' back if you let her go At least that's what I've been told You better buy your weekend beer before a Sunday Don't lay out all night before a game Don't let grandpa's Gibson go Diesel trucks won't run on gasoline You better never love a girl that your mama don't Least that what I've been told If you're just sayin' prayers, then you ain't prayin' If both men ain't shook hands, then it ain't sold When Daddy don't say nothin', you better listen 'Cause he won't be here for long And that girl ain't comin' back if you let her go At least that's what I've been told That's what I've been told You better tell that girl that she's everything you want 'Cause you're gonna wish you did if you don't If you're just sayin' prayers, then you ain't prayin' If both men ain't shook hands, then it ain't sold When Daddy don't say nothin', you better listen 'Cause he won't be here for long And that girl ain't comin' back if you let her go At least that's what I've been told, oh A Chevy grille ain't no match for a mailbox BB guns were made for breakin' glass You can buy beer at 17 You don't have to lie if they don't ask