You Can't Stop the Beat (Medley)

You can't stop an avalanche

As it races down the hill

You can try to stop the seasons, girl

But you know you never will

And you can try to stop my dancin' feet

But I just cannot stand still

'Cause the world keeps spinnin'

'Round and 'round

And my heart's keeping time

To the speed of sound

I was lost till I heard the drums

Then I found my way

'Cause you can't stop the beat

Ever since this whole world began

A woman found out if she shook it

She could shake up a man

And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it

The best that I can today

'Cause you can't stop

The motion of the ocean

Or the sun in the sky

You can wonder if you wanna

But I'll never ask why

And if you try to hold me down

I'm gonna spit in your eye and say

That you can't stop the beat

What do you have to say, Penny?

I am now a Checkerboard Chick

You can't stop a river

As it rushes to the sea

You can try to stop the hands of time

But you know it just won't be

And if they try to stop us, Seaweed

I'll call the N double A C P

'Cause the world keeps spinning around and around ('Round and 'round)

And my heart's keeping time to the speed of sound (Speed of sound)

I was lost till I heard the drums

Then I found my way

'Cause you can't stop the beat

Ever since we first saw the light

A man and woman liked to shake it

On a Saturday night

And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it

With all of my might today

'Cause you can't stop

The motion of the ocean

Or the rain from above

You can try to stop the paradise

We're dreamin' of

But you cannot stop the rhythm

Of two hearts in love to stay

'Cause you can't stop the beat

Tracy, I have a little something I'd like to add if you don't mind

You can't stop my happiness

'Cause I like the way I am

And you just can't stop my knife and fork

When I see a Christmas ham

So if you don't like the way I look

Well, I just don't give a damn

'Cause the world keeps spinning

'Round and 'round

And my heart's keeping time

To the speed of sound

I was lost till I heard the drums

Then I found my way

'Cause you can't stop the beat

Ever since this whole world began

A woman found out if she shook it

She could shake up a man

So I'm gonna shake and shimmy it

The best that I can today

'Cause you can't stop

The motion of the ocean

Or the sun in the sky

You can wonder if you wanna

But I never ask why

And if you try to hold me down

I'm gonna spit in your eye and say

You can't stop to breathe (You can't stop the beat)

Wilbur, be a dear, fetch some oxygen, now

Step aside, Miss Buttercup

It's time to wrap this mutha up

Oh, oh, oh

You can't stop today (No)

It comes speeding down the track

Child, yesterday is hist'ry (Begone)

And it's never coming back (Look ahead)

'Cause tomorrow is a brand new day

And it don't know white from black

Yeah

'Cause the world keeps spinning

'Round and 'round

And my heart's keeping time

To the speed of sound

I was lost till I heard the drums

Then I found my way

You can't stop the beat

Ever since we first saw the light

A man and woman like to shake it

On a Saturday night

And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it

With all of my might today

You can't stop

The motion of the ocean

Or the rain from above

They can try to stop the paradise

We're dreaming of

But you cannot stop the rhythm

Of two hearts in love to stay

You can't stop the beat

Aah, aah, aah

Aah, aah, aah

Aah, aah, aah, aah

Come on you Von Tussles go and shake your fanny muscles (We can't)

Yes, you can (No, we can't)

Yes, you can (Yes, we can)

You can't stop the beat

Ever since we first saw the sun

It seems Von Tussle girls are always tryin' to be someone

But now we're gonna shake and shimmy it

And have some fun today

You can't stop

The motion of the ocean

Or the rain from above

They can try to stop the paradise

We're dreaming of

But you cannot stop the rhythm

Of two hearts in love to stay

You can't stop the beat (You can't stop the beat)

You can't stop the beat (You can't stop the beat)

You can't stop the beat

Blood on the pavement, what a mess

Is that your eyeball on my dress?

Don't drink and drive, please keep your head

Or come graduation day, you'll be dead

Hands on the wheel, though I know it's a drag

I'd hate to see that body in a body bag

Kids, listen up, 'cause I'm a mom

Yes, blood on the pavement will ruin your prom