If I Were a Rich Man/Girl (feat. Ashley Diane)

If I was a rich man Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na All day long, I'd biddy, biddy, bum, if I was a wealthy man I wouldn't have to work hard Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na If I were a biddy, biddy rich Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man Well, I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen Right in the middle of the town (the town) A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below There would be one long staircase just going up And one even longer going down And one more leading nowhere, just for show (just for show) If I was a rich man (rich man) Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na (all day long) All day long, I'd biddy, biddy, bum if I was a wealthy man I wouldn't have to work hard (work hard) Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na If I were a biddy, biddy rich Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man They would ask me to advisе them Like Solomon the wisе If you please, reb tevye (Reb tevye) (Reb tevye) (Reb tevye) If I was a rich man If I was a rich man If I was a rich man If I was a rich man If I was a rich man Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na All day long, I'd biddy, biddy, bum if I was a wealthy man I wouldn't have to work hard (work hard) Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na If I were a biddy, biddy rich Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man If I were rich, I'd have the time that I lack To sit in the synagogue and pray And maybe have a seat by the eastern wall And I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men Several hours every day That would be the sweetest thing of all (The most important men in town would come to fawn on me) They would ask me to advise them Like Solomon the wise If you please, reb tevye (Reb tevye) (Reb tevye) (Reb tevye) If I was a rich man If I was a rich man If I was a rich man If I was a rich man If I was a rich girl Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na All day long, I'd biddy, biddy, bum (if I were a rich girl) whoa... What? If I was a rich girl (rich girl) Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na (all day long) All day long, I'd biddy, biddy, bum if I was a wealthy girl I wouldn't have to work hard (work hard) Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na Lord who made the lion and the lamb You decreed I should be what I am Would it spoil some vast eternal plan? If I were a wealthy man (Whoa, rich man) If I were rich I'd biddy biddy bam If I were a biddy, biddy rich Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man