Reboot It

They ran out of ideas For fresh new shows So Hollywood did The only thing it knows Murphy Brown, Melrose Place Gilmore Girls, Lost in Space That's so Raven's what they're cravin' I know that's a show worth savin! I vote X-Files for a comeback Duchovny's still a real snack Would the Golden Girls be darker If we resurrect Bea Arthur Reboot it, renew it Reshoot it, redo it And reuse it, retool it Abuse it, just view it If you wanna make some easy cash Just recycle and rehash Repeat it, reinstate it Reheat it, recreate it There's no need to feel frustrated Simply just regurgitate it For a guaranteed ratings smash Dig it up out of the trash Come on, just reboot it! Will and Grace and Dynasty Sweet sixteen on MTV Blues Clues, Twin Peaks and Fargo Go catch Carmen Sandie-argo Just relax and take the flak If people want it, bring it back Looney Tunes, Queer Eye and Duck Tales Just reboot it 'cause it sells Take something foreign Then translate it Shamelessly appropriate it Even if the old fans hate it Get the script rights cleared You've done sequels, Try for prequels Think of all the streams that equals Utilizing these techniques will Make your shows revered... Shows reveeeered! Reboot it, renew it Reshoot it, redo it And reuse it, retool it Abuse it, just view it If you wanna make some easy cash Just recycle and rehash Repeat it, reinstate it Reheat it, recreate it There's no need to feel frustrated Simply just regurgitate it For a guaranteed ratings smash Dig it up out of the trash Come on, just reboot it!