Hey Bartender

Went ballin' the other night

Started drinkin' and got real tight

I blew each and all my friends

Felt so good, I had to blow again

I said, "Hey, bartender

Hey man, looka here"

Draw, one draw, two draw

Three, four glasses of beer

Saw a chick sittin' on the end

I said, " Baby, can't we be friends

You're looking sweet as you can be

Come on down and drink with me"

I said, "Hey, bartender

Hey man, looka here"

Draw, one draw, two draw

Three, four glasses of beer

We were having so much fun

Didn't know it was half past one

Sat down to have one more

Looked the clock and it was almost four

I said, "Hey, bartender

Hey man, looka here"

Draw, one draw, two draw

Three, four glasses of beer

Juke box playin' and everything

All the cats began to sing

I heard somebody called, said

Last round for alcohol

I said, "Hey bartender, hey bartender

Hey bartender, hey bartender

Hey bartender, hey bartender

Draw one, two, three, four glasses of beer"