Apple Crumble

Mister

Got yourself in trouble

Kissed her

Now you're seeing double

Twisted

It's all gone apple crumble

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Mister

Got yourself in trouble

Kissed her

Now you're seeing double

Twisted

It's all gone apple crumble

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Aye, aye, aye)

I saw them coming

But I didn't have the sense to make a run

I shoulda left

But c'mon baby, I was having lots of fun

You, you, you, you know I love a special

And I love it when it's two for one

Wait, wait, wait

Now the next thing you know

They're both taking off clothes

And their shoes, I love toes

And I'm up to my neck

I follow my nose

I don't know where it goes

But if you wanna flow

We could fly

Mister

Got yourself in trouble (I'm in trouble now)

Kissed her

Now you're seeing double (I'm seeing double now)

Twisted

It's all gone apple crumble (Apple crumble)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Mister

Got yourself in trouble (I'm in trouble now)

Kissed her

Now you're seeing double (I'm seeing double)

Twisted

It's all gone apple crumble

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I follow my nose

I don't know where it goes

But if you wanna flow

We could fly

A sweet dilemma

Now I'm caught up in between two worlds

I'm in the centre

Of a Stella and a Gabrielle

One's a Scorpio

The other one's a UFO

I haven't told my wife

I really hope that she don't know

I'm only human

Flying 'round this world

I don't wanna break your heart

But I'm just a human

Floating through this universe

Hoping for some sunlight

I hope I get this shit right, girl

Mister

Got yourself in trouble (I'm in trouble now)

Kissed her

Now you're seeing double (I'm seeing double now)

Twisted

It's all gone apple crumble

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Mister

Got yourself in trouble (I'm in trouble now)

Kissed her

Now you're seeing double (I'm seeing double)

Twisted

It's all gone apple crumble

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah