(Do) the Slide Whistle!

One, two, three, four!

It's a crazy little dance that's sweeping the nation

It's a easy little cure for your frustration

It's a lot of up and down, a little side to side

You can do it in the loo or in your double wide

Get a little loose and here comes the missile

Everybody do The Slide Whistle

(Everybody do The Slide Whistle)

Oh yeah

I think it's time to do the dance

To show us how it's done, let's welcome Lance!

Hey, everybody!

Oh, that's spicy!

So slippery!

If you're feeling tingly, you're doing it right

Everybody do The Slide Whistle!

Oh, boy

That's what I call a slide whistle

Tell Suzy and Jenny and Terpsichore

Now it's time for everyone to dance with me

You ready? I'm ready

I hope your body's feeling limber!

Looks like Jenny's got a case of the wiggles

Come on, snake, let's rattle

You're doing it!

Everybody do The Slide Whistle!

This is amazing!

Rock on, dude!

You can do this in your house

You can do this on your lawn

You can do this on anywhere!

Oh my gosh, you feel that electricity?

It's called sliding down smooth as all get-out

Everybody do The—

Everybody do The—

Everybody do The Slide Whistle!

Woo!

Hot dog, that was a jam

Yowza-dowza

That's the one

Woo!

I love my slide whistle