SUPER AVERAGE

Me and my girl, we do regular shit We spend the Sundays watching movies while we're laying in bed And there's love stories and there's action and the actors are attractive And I can hold myself to those standards, but I don't I'm not jealous of your superstar celebrity crush All these superheroes in them movies doing too much You think I'm swinging from a web to save you from a moving bus? I can't shoot webs from my fingers, girl, you got me fucked up, but I could be your Peter Parker, you could be my Mary Jane Sorry that I'm not Tom Holland, he doesn't like you anyway I'm not a superhuman, superhuman I'm not a superstar, I'm not a superstar I'm just amazingly typical, nothing special at all I'm super average I'm not a superhuman, superhuman I'm not a superstar, I'm not a superstar I'm just incredibly normal, I've got a couple of flaws I'm super average Chris Evans, that's America's ass But mine is all yours to hold and to have And I don't turn into the Hulk when I get angry But I guess I get mood swings I'll buy you dinner and treat you right But it'll never be like the movies Never be like the movies Never be like the movies I could be your Peter Parker, you could be my Mary Jane Sorry that I'm not Tom Holland, he doesn't like you anyway I'm not a superhuman, superhuman I'm not a superstar, I'm not a superstar I'm just amazingly typical, nothing special at all I'm super average I'm not a superhuman, superhuman I'm not a superstar, I'm not a superstar I'm just incredibly normal, I've got a couple of flaws I'm not your favorite movie star and I don't drive a fancy car You probably thought I was gonna say something nice about myself I'm not your favorite movie star and I don't drive a fancy car You probably thought I was gonna say something nice about myself But I'm not Superhuman, superhuman I'm not a superstar, I'm not a superstar I'm just amazingly typical, nothing special at all I'm super average I'm not a superhuman, superhuman I'm not a superstar, I'm not a superstar I'm just incredibly normal, I've got a couple of flaws I'm super average I'm super average