Hey Joe (Relax)

Relax, sit down for a minute Yeah this is my house and I don't want you in it Relax, sit down for a minute Yeah this is my house, this is my house And if I told you to relax, then relax Hey Joe I won't text you back I've got a train to catch, I have to go Hey Joe I've pulled a muscle in my back I'm feeling out of whack, it's time to go Hey Joe Don't say to me you can tell me the truth But you don't think I can handle it Hey Joe Don't you dare sprout that shit While you claim to be the devil's advocate Hey Joe Don't think being big cos you got a philosophy undergraduate Hey Joe I can't stand you I can't stand your shit (yeh) (Yeh) So relax, sit down for a minute Ye this is my house and I don't want you in it Relax, sit down for a minute Ye this is my house, this is my house And if I told you to relax, then relax Sit down Take a step back It's not about you now Relax Chill out Take the night off Just lie down (yeh) Hey Joe I've had a really, really nice time I promise you I'm fine I have to go Hey Joe Please don't refill my wine I promise you I'm fine I have to go Hey Joe You sit there and ask her if it's that time of the month Hey Joe She bites her tongue so hard it becomes a bloody pole Hey Joe The thing is tho I like arseholes I don't want yours Hey Joe That's it Not anymore Now fuck off (Yeh) I can't believe that I used to fuck you