My Deck Is Bigger Than Yours

A housewife and lady I'll never be I won't let what's between my legs stop me I love whom I choose and I live my life free I'll follow my heart and it leads to the sea Adventure awaits, a legend I'll be They'll know my name, I'm Anne Bonny Siren, pirate, scourge of the sea Fiery tempered, I'm Anne Bonny I left my man, my ball and chain Back on the Irish shore I wasn't born to cook and clean I'm capable of more Sailed away with pirates and my lover Captain Jack At sea I stand an equal And I'm never going back! I murder and conquer Ravage the sea Sailors before me scatter and flee I fight with the best And though I have breasts My deck is bigger than yours I murder and raid I pillage and seize I duel and I win, bring men to their knees I fight with the best And though I have breasts My deck is bigger than yours Broke free from the chains of society Shattered conventions, I'm no lady I love what I do and I do what I please Balls are all you need and courage is key! A lass called Mary joins us at sea Fiesty and tough, wild and gutsy We share a ship and a destiny We'll show them what a woman can be! Soldiers creep aboard our ship in the dead of night The cowardly menfolk of our crew give up without a fight Mary and I, we raise our swords, fight to the bitter end The last ones standing, proud and tall - won't force our knees to bend!