EP. 1: Adult

Hey! Aloha It's ya boy I'm stoned at the airport thinkin' 'bout life Hoping I remember to catch my flight Had a little scare but ya boy's alright Now I'm taking time off to relax my mind I been overwhelmed Not prioritizing my mental health Spending too much time wrapped up in myself And somehow also not enough Being 26 is tough How do I do all this stuff? I work a lot and I exercise And I meditate and I socialize And I date a girl and I read And I try to get enough sleep And the last two months have felt like a minute Like I looked up and the world was looking different Damn, I feel like an adult And I'm pretty sure I really don't like it Never thought I ever would Now I'm dancing 'round a quarter life crisis I was a child of the '90s, right in my prime And now I'm a guy whose past 25 Like whoa, damn, I feel like an adult Some of my best friends are getting married And some are buying stocks And some are making money But hate their fucking jobs And some are in their 30s But none are in their teens And all of us are tired by 11:15 And sure we chase dreams And sure we smoke weed And sure we don't feed ourselves the right food But we know it I had no idea that this is where my life was going Damn, I feel like an adult And I'm pretty sure I really don't like it Never thought I ever would Now I'm dancing 'round a quarter life crisis I was a child of the '90s, right in my prime And now I'm a guy whose past 25 Like whoa, damn, I feel like an adult Na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na (yeah, yeah) Na-na-na (hey!) Na-na-na-na-na (what?) Na-na-na-na-na (skrr!) Na-na-na-na-na (waka-waka-waka, Ian McConnell) My body hurts way more often Excitement is way less common I eat the real kind of ramen Damn, I feel like an adult And I'm pretty sure I really don't like it Never thought I ever would Now I'm dancing 'round a quarter life crisis Damn, I feel like an adult (hey!) And I'm pretty sure I really don't like it (pretty sure I really don't like it) Never thought I ever would Now I'm dancing 'round a quarter life crisis (quarter life crisis) I was a child of the '90s, right in my prime And now I'm a guy whose past 25 Like whoa, (whoa-oh) damn, I feel like an adult (Damn, I feel, damn, I feel, damn, I feel like an adult)