As Cool As You

Sweaty palms and smoke alarms It's just like high school once again Hiding in the bathroom Bumming a cigarette from the coolest girl I know I wonder if she'll tell everyone I'm awkward Or if she'll keep it to herself I like the way she does her hair, her leather coat And I like the way she sells it I'll never be as cool as you So I won't even try I'll never be as cool as you And I'll never know why Magazines and teenage dreams It's like I'm sixteen once again Waiting for the perfect opportunity to let you know I exist Maybe today I'll join the club And sit with the coolest kids in town But I'm tripping over the foot in my mouth again I'll never be as cool as you So I won't even try I'll never be as cool as you And I'll never know why I don't want to be as cool as you No I won't even try No I don't want to be as cool as you And you'll never know why