Sunday Column

I got up at six on saturday

The start is the hardest part when I work on my column

Half past 7 i've slammed the government

Do you understand that pun at the top of my column

Tell me is it good enough

Is it too rude or tame?

I deliver early sunday if i could make it

all the way to the bottom

of my sunday column

All i need is some reaction

Someone to feel the weight of the words of my column

What i get is counteraction

Wish i could make it back to the top of my column

Dont you know i feed on you

To be out of your mind

I deliver early sunday if i could make it all the way to the bottom

Of my sunday column