Squid

I stepped on an ancient fish

As I was walking on an ancient beach

I knew at once I'd done something wrong

My head, my body were completely gone

Now I'm something like a squid would be

Using squid technology

Living in a squid-like misery

A squid job and a squid TV

Oh, don’t go back in time

It’s not worth it

Don’t go back in time

It’s not worth it

Flailing my tentacles

Turning green and purple

Spilling all my ink sacks

Tryna grip this tuna can

I didn’t intend to be

Some hideous turquoise thing

Some hideous third thing

Oh, don’t go back in time

It’s not worth it

Don’t go back in time

It’s not worth it

I’m under the water, I’m under the water

I’m under the water, I’m under the water

I’m under the water, I’m under the water

I’m under the water, I’m under the water

I

I didn’t intend to be

Some hideous turquoise thing

Won't somebody help me?

Oh, don’t go back in time

It’s not worth it

Don’t go back in time

It’s not worth it

Don’t go back in time

It’s not worth it

Don’t go back in time

It’s not worth it