Drunk

This is so typical me Cause' now my head is in my coffee I spill my fingers on my strings I can't remember my name Or even yesterday... no All that I remember Yes, all that I remember I was drunk And I'm sorry I was drunk And if you don't believe me You can check my bank account Cause' it's crying out loud Uh... I was drunk I'm sorry if I hurt you last night I promised I would make it alright But I got this excuse And it's the best one I could ever use Cause' I was drunk And I'm sorry I was drunk And if you don't believe me You can check my bank account Cause' it's crying out loud Uh... I was drunk so I lost my skill to flirt I was drunk when I puked on your favorite shirt I was drunk so I turned into a pervert And I drag my reputation through the dirt Right now, I'm drunk And I'm not sorry Cause' when I'm drunk I don't worry (a damn) About my bank account Cause' I'm sure it's doing fine right now Uh... I'm drunk and I'm giving shots out for free I'm drunk and I'm so damn carefree I'm drunk and now I can't even count to three I'm drunk... ayy stop I think I lost my keys I'm drunk and I don't want this night to end I'm drunk and I don't know how much I spend I'm drunk and tomorrow this is gonna' hurt Cause' I drag my reputation through the dirt I was drunk