Sceptic's Creed

Credulity is not a virtue

It's fortune cookie cutter

Mommy issue

Hypno Babylon bullshit

Couched-in scientician

Double bubble toil in trouble

Pseudo quasi alternative

Acupunctuating pressurized stereogram

Pyramidal, free energy healing

Watered downward spiral

Braindead pan sales pitch

Couched-in scientician

Double bubble toil in trouble

Pseudo quasi alternative

Acupunctuating pressurized stereogram

Pyramidal, free energy healing

Watered downward spiral

Braindead pan sales pitch

Late night info docutainment

Leo Pisces Cancer cures

Detox reflex foot massage

Death in towers, tarot cards

Psychic healing, crystal balls

Bigfoot, yeti, aliens

Churches, mosques and synagogues

Temples, dragons, giant worms

Atlantis, dolphins, truthers, birthers

Witches, wizards, vaccine nuts

Shamans, healers, evangelists

Conspiracy, doublespeak, stigmata, nonsense

Expose your sides

Thrust your hands, bloody

Evidential

Conclusive

Doubt even this