Whatever's Inconvenient

I can always smell it comin'

Like the grease upon your mullet

I knew you'd ruin me the minute

Had a dream and you were in it

Just a dentist, you and I

'Cause your crown of boys are mean

And it reeks of tobacco to me

I'd make you torso of the week

If I still bought Heat Magazine

And you would pay me not money but praise

'Cause I message you all the time

If you're bored, you might reply

I'm your very own hell-yeah guy

Why do I fall in love and out of love again?

A needle underneath my skin

Fall in love and out of love again

Whatever's inconvenient

And I fall in love, out of love again

My dirty heart in glycerine

I fall in love and out of love again

Whatever's inconvenient

And I bet you buy her ticket on the bus

And I bet she doesn't know about us

I think I'm better off this way

'Cause I'm worth more when I'm in pain

So kiss her forehead and there'll be no fuss

But you'll never be Mark E. Smith

'Cause your weakness is a bit

And I got really caught up in it

Oh, why do I fall in love and out of love again?

A needle underneath my skin

Fall in love and out of love again

Whatever's inconvenient

And I fall in love, out of love again

My dirty heart in glycerine

I fall in love and out of love again

Whatever's inconvenient

I'd love you to think I didn't feel a thing

I wish I could stop myself from hitting the brink

I'm emptying shower gel by bottles every night

Woah, every night

'Cause I listen to all your lies

You pretend I'm on your mind

But I'll never be worth your time

Why do I play your greatest hits?

Why do I leave myself in bits?

Why do I fall in love and out of love again?

A needle underneath my skin

Fall in love and out of love again

Whatever's inconvenient

And I fall in love, out of love again

My dirty heart in glycerine

I fall in love and out of love again

Whatever's inconvenient

I'd love you to think I didn't feel a thing

I wish I could stop myself from hitting the brink

I'm emptying shower gel by bottles every night

Woah, every night

(Woah, fall in love again)

(Did I fall in love again?)

(Woah, fall in love again)

(Did I fall in love again?)