My Sister in Jesus Christ

Draw me a picture Give me a real big head I don't say much I think I might stay in bed When everyone goes to church I'll finally rest in peace Lay real still under my covers They'll think I am deceased You got a big grin You say, what's not to like? At the birthday party Talking ears off left and right Girlie got a buttercream film Smeared over your overalls Old folks eating out of your hand Upstairs at fellowship hall Mama don't raise no fools here We got to rely on each other, my dear When I'm short on sound advice I'm counting on my sister in Jesus Christ I got a girlfriend She's got a snakeskin purse And a walk in closet Chock-full of my chemical romance shirts Told me about BDSM Now I think I might burn in hell We're staying up all night Writing dirty emails on AOL You like the meathead He's on the baseball team Beat up the new kid Recharge on a cool blue Gatorade IV Told him about ozone hole He's crying himself to sleep Get him on the New York Times That he may read and weep Mama don't raise no fools here We got to rely on each other, my dear When I'm short on sound advice I'm counting on my sister in Jesus Christ We had good times We got more to come We'll get real old Melt down in the Florida sun Live on Caribbean cruise Lined up at that omelet bar I'll get cheddar and spinach You'll get caviar Mama don't raise no fools here We got to rely on each other, my dear When I'm short on sound advice I'm counting on my sister in Jesus Christ