Country Dance

I ain't going out there, I don't dance

You'll never see me giving that a chance

I'd rather find a bar stool and watch you kick it out on the floor

But the way them jeans are hugging on your hips

It's really got me going, I'll admit

My toes are tapping, now my hands are clapping

Girl, you're about to make me a fool

'Cause I'm scooting, we're booting and Jägermeister-shooting

To the best damn Brooks & Dunn do-si honky-tonking song

I'm trippin' and scuffin', it's a good thing I be buzzing

Otherwise these two left feet wouldn't be right where they belong

With my hand in your back pocket

Yeah, try it before you knock it

Did I die and go to heaven in a country bar?

Doing a country dance with you

Well, there's a dude beside me in this line

It looks like he must come here all the time

Now he's turning left, I'm turning right, oh no

Baby, here we go

Yeah, I'm scooting, we're booting and Jägermeister shooting

To the best damn Brooks & Dunn do-si honky-tonking song

I'm trippin' and scuffin', it's a good thing I be buzzing

Otherwise these two left feet wouldn't be right where they belong

With my hand in your back pocket

Yeah, try it before you knock it

Did I die and go to heaven in a country bar?

Doing a country dance with you

I'm a Johnny, I'm a Waylon guy

There ain't much more than what meets the eye

But when it comes to you I guess I'll do whatever it is you want me to

Just look at me move

Yeah, I'm scooting, we're booting and Jägermeister shooting

To the best damn Brooks & Dunn do-si honky-tonking song

I'm trippin' and scuffin', it's a good thing I be buzzing

Otherwise these two left feet wouldn't be right where they belong

With my hand in your back pocket

Yeah, try it before you knock it

Did I die and go to heaven in a country bar?

Doing a country dance in a country bar

Doing a country dance with you