Average Joey

I don't know why I was born like this (like this)

But I know I can't be fixed

But that's okay 'cause I love my life just like this (like this)

And I'm happy like this, yeah

Sunlight beaming on my face (yeah)

But don't get it twisted, my heart full of hate

Had to meditate, get my mind straight

'Cause murder takes practice if you wanna be great

Hey, I could flip it on and off like a switch

I could kill a man, then I go home to wife and kids

When I'm at the crib, I water the lawn

Set up the hammock, lay back and yawn

Go from family man to a devil spawn

I'm out in alleyways, choking necks from sundown to dawn

Then back to the lab, that's all that matters

Cooking breakfast for kids after heads just splattered

Then it's shoes off, feet up (yup)

Couldn't be more happy, I'm happy as fuck

Thinking 'bout lives ending, my mind gets stuck

So soon as the moon's up, you're fresh out of luck

I (I) don't know (don't know) why I was born like this (like this)

But I know (I know) I can't be fixed (I can't be fixed)

But that's okay 'cause (that's okay) I love my life just like this (like this)

And I'm happy like this (like this), yeah

Up in the line getting coffee (black)

Thinking motherfuckers, best to back up off me

But the fuck caught me, they got lucky (yeah)

Could've left this place an outlined chalk scene

I got an appointment with my eye doctor

Then I gotta go pick my kids up for soccer

Went back in my den (yeah), sippin' Hen

Plan a life with my wife and my kids again

Well, while secret living life a sin (damn)

Don't know how or when it began, damn

It ain't a problem, ain't a chore, it ain't no habit (nope)

Leisurely style, I see a neck, I grab it

And squeeze it shut (shut), squeeze it 'til it break (break)

Squeeze it 'til your mouth froths then your body shake

Make no mistakes, I still go home (uh-huh)

Hang with the fam', turn our favorite show on, pimpin'

I (I) don't know (don't know) why I was born like this (like this)

But I know (I know) I can't be fixed (I can't be fixed)

But that's okay 'cause (that's okay) I love my life just like this (like this)

And I'm happy like this (like this), yeah

(Like this) and I'm happy

(Like this) yeah

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