Houlihans at the Holiday Inn

One month on the road will leave you wonderin' How any man could ever want for more? But three months on the road will leave you stumblin' Fallin' through another hotel door Throwin' houlihans at the Holiday Inn Haven't put boot heel to belly since can't remember when And I'll sing you all the songs of my workin' cowboy kin Then it's back to throwin' houlihans at the Holiday Inn Highwayside grazin' herd of cattle Folks 'round here pulled in a decent yield A view best taken in from the saddle I'm starin' through this dirty, cracked windshield Throwin' houlihans at the Holiday Inn Haven't put boot heel to belly since can't remember when And I'll sing you all the songs of my workin' cowboy kin Then it's back to throwin' houlihans at the Holiday Inn If I'm paid well, a tale I'll tell and sing And I seldom pay a cent for my drinks Folks in here tonight, they think I'm a king I'd trade it all for a double-rigged saddle and a good pair of chinks Throwin' houlihans at the Holiday Inn Haven't put boot heel to belly since can't remember when And I'll sing you all the songs of my workin' cowboy kin Then it's back to throwin' houlihans at the Holiday Inn Then it's back to throwin' houlies at the Holiday Inn