D.O.A.

Seen plenty of people all over the years

From heroes to half-bloods, with their pitiful tears

Thinkin' that they'll save a loved one from below

Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no

They think they'll pop down for a quick trip

But it don't work like that!

So kids, here's a tip

You ain't gettin' out

We gotcha and we ain't lettin' go

Oh, no, oh, no

Down here you're D.O.A

And you're here to stay

Yeah, you're stuck forever, never get away

No hope of survival

You're dead on arrival!

What do you think of my song?

It's great

Was that James Brown?

We have all the greats down here!

Mozart, Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain

Who do you feel like listening to?

Ooh! Um, do you have any Josh Groban?

Mm, we will, eventually

I ferry the souls of the newly deceased

I got a sweet ride, it was newly leased!

And if the dead complain, I just

Turn up the stereo

We get our kicks 'cross the River Styx

It's a permanent trip, so don't try no tricks

Gentleman and ladies

It's Hades who runs the show

Oh, look, it's the Vienna Boys' Choir

They crashed their bus on the way to sing for the Vatican

They're kids

They're lucky!

Their voices will never change now

Down here you're D.O.A

And you're here to stay

Yeah, you're stuck forever, never get away

No hope of survival

You're dead!

Who has two turntables and three sick heads?

Everybody give it up for D.J. Cerberus!

D.O.A

D.O.A

Down here you're D.O.A

And you're here to stay

Yeah, you're stuck forever, never get away

No hope of survival

You're dead on arrival!

Dead on arrival, oh-oh-oh

Can't get, can't get away

Can't get away 'cause you're D.O.A. now

(Can't get, can't get away) ooh-ooh, yeah

D.O.A., D.O.A

You ain't ever gonna save what matters (can't get, can't get away)

You ain't gonna protect your friends (can't get, can't get away)

You ain't ever gonna be remembered (can't get, can't get away)

This is where your story ends today

All

D.O.A.