Glamour Profession

6:05 p.m., outside the stadium

Special delivery for Hoops McCann

Brut and charisma poured from the shadow where he stood

Looking good, he's a crowd-pleasing man

One on one, he's schoolyard Superman

Crashing the backboard, he's Jungle Jim again

When it's all over

We'll make some calls from my car

We're a star (it's a glamour profession)

(The L.A. concession)

Local boys will spend a quarter

Just to shine the silver bowl

Living hard will take its toll

Illegal fun

Under the sun, boys

All aboard the Carib Cannibal

Off to Barbados just for the ride

Jack, with his radar, stalking the dread moray eel

At the wheel with his Eurasian bride

On the town, we dress for action

Celluloid bikers is Friday's theme

I drove the Chrysler

Watched from the darkness while they danced

I'm the one (it's a glamour profession)

I'm the one (the L.A. concession)

Local boys will spend a quarter

Just to shine the silver bowl

Living hard will take its toll

Illegal fun

Under the sun, boys

(Hollywood, I know your middle name)

(Who inspires your fabled fools?)

That's my claim to fame

Jive Miguel, he's in from Bogota

Meet me at midnight at Mr. Chow's

Szechuan dumplings

Now that the deal has been done

I'm the one (it's a glamour profession)

I'm the one (the L.A. concession)

Local boys will spend a quarter

Just to shine the silver bowl

Living hard will take its toll

Illegal fun

Under the sun, boys

Illegal fun

Under the sun, boys