Nintendo 64

My dog just ran away and I am feeling pretty bad

I've been sneaking out at night, and my parents are real mad

I've been taking lots of drugs 'cause they teach me not to care

And I guess that's how you cheat because life doesn't play fair

Brother told me that he's gonna kill himself tonight

With a whole bottle of Prozac or a shiny kitchen knife

He says when he's dead, I can have his Nintendo 64

And I would stay up all night long, playing on the basement floor

My girlfriend told me that she doesn't love me anymore

And I wish I didn't care, but I thought she was really cool

So I drank a ton of liquor, then I threw up in her sink

She said, "Next time, use the toilet," then she offered me a drink