Shelf Warmer

If you wanna Spring the connection Loping past my own home (don't hesitate) I'm slidin' round the gifts (don't hesitate) You gave me What does it mean? Are you secretly mean? (Is this a betrayal?) It's got all The right stuffs No fluff You must love me But you don't know me You don't know me Did you get it at the gift shop? Did you get it at the gift shop? At the gift shop? It's a shelf-warmer Warmly given (shelf-warmer, shelf-warmer) Just give me a light Or a handshake Don't change a thing Make it smooth and shine anew That's what you want Not what I want (believe me) It's for you (should I close my eyes?) Does it soothe your soul? Pet me on the inside Gift shop gift Put a bow on it (is it a surprise?) Carry it on your own (it's not heavy) Unwrap it for me Release me from it Roll me in the paper That's what you want That's not what I want That's not what you want That's what you want (that's what you want) It's not what I want Return policy Return policy Gift receipt Gift receipt (Gimme your hand) just kiss me (Put it here) kiss me Kiss me Kiss me Slide around your gifts It's so big It's so bright It's so blue