Life's Unfortunate Events

I fell in love on the internet

I hadn’t even met her yet

Turns out she’s not real

It’s not a big deal

It happens all the time I’ll get over it

 

My car broke down on the interstate.

I rolled my ankle trying to walk away

Summer’s too hot

But the winter’s too cold and

Im laughing cause there’s not much else to say

 

I will never understand

Life’s unfortunate events

Nothing ever goes to plan

Time and time and time again

When it’s good it’s gonna end

Just enjoy it while you can

Nothing ever goes to plan

Time and time and time again

 

Oh ohhhhh ohhhhh ohhhh 

 

Momma said id be a superstar

But i can’t afford the minibar

I couldn’t keep my ex

Guess it wasn’t great sex

But I write better songs with a broken heart

 

Maybe im just a late bloomer

Or maybe im just a loser

With a bad attitude

And a sad point of view

Maybe that’s my curse

 

I will never understand

Life’s unfortunate events