Like Me

It's almost like you planned it Saw her in the kitchen with a Nikon shootin' candids If I'm being candid she was lookin' like a stand-in Laughin' at your jokes that I know she's not understandin' I'm drinkin' in the bathroom If I said I missed you, baby, that would be a half-truth But that's the half of me that pours out with the Grey Goose Don't you act like you don't feel the same when you do (Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh) You're kissin' her like you almost care But I don't care (I don't care) I know she loves you But she's never, ever, ever gonna fuck you like me And I don't love you But I really, really, really wanna fuck you (let's meet) She's a lover, she's a fire She's the object of desire She's so hot it comes out cold when she bleeds She's the hero in the story She's the one who gets the glory But she's never, ever, ever gonna fuck you like me (like me, like me, me) You're learnin' the hard way When it comes too easy it's not gonna hit as hard, babe And fightin' was a fever type of foreplay Let's be honest, should we do my place or your place? (Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh) One more night, oh, what's the harm? Let's call a car (oh, oh, oh) I know she loves you But she's never, ever, ever gonna fuck you like me And I don't love you But I really, really, really wanna fuck you, let's meet I know she loves you But she's never, ever, ever gonna fuck you like me And I don't love you But I really, really, really wanna fuck you, let's meet She's a lover, she's a fire She's the object of desire She's so hot it comes out cold when she bleeds She's the hero in the story She's the one who gets the glory But she's never, ever, ever gonna fuck you like me She's a lover, she's a fire She's the object of desire She's so hot it comes out cold when she bleeds She's the hero in the story She's the one who gets the glory But she's never, ever, ever gonna fuck you like me