Coolest f*****g bitch in town

Crying in the backseat of your parent's car

You said that you don't have a curfew anymore

23 and trying to keep your life from going sour

And your mother's getting married in fall

And you know that she is happy, that things will be okay

But you wonder what'll happen Christmas Day

And I don't know what to tell you to make you not feel sad

So I offer my condolences to dad

Am I just a hypocrite, or is there something wrong with it?

I want my therapist to think I'm cool

I call you from the office phone to ask you to come drive me home

Okay, I'm just a liar, I never went

But if you see me out

Know I'm the coolest fucking bitch in town

You wanna drink a drink that's watered down

It'll just take you longer

Can I be responsible for things that I did years ago?

I guess it could be good for just a laugh

Is it just a privileged thought, I asked you once, but I forgot

I'm not the only one who's split in half

But if you see me out

Know I'm the coolest fucking bitch in town

You wanna drink a drink that's watered down

It'll just take you longer

Coolest fucking bitch in town

Coolest fucking bitch in town

Coolest fucking bitch in town

Coolest fucking bitch in town

Coolest fucking bitch in town