Fifty Ways to Love Your Liver (feat. Jack the Rapper)

It was a clear black night, a clear white moon Warren B was in the bar looking to consume Some drinks for the eve so I can get drunk Just sipping on my drink, chillin all alone. So here's a little tip for you and me Take care of your liver, don't you see It needs lots of booze to be happy and free So here is what you do if you want it to be Crack open the sixpack, Jack Sip up some rum, John No need to be glum, bum Just get yourself done Lap up some cognac, Mr. Black Swig on a beer, dear And hale nut brown ale, Dale Hurry, before it gets stale Swill some pastis, Denise Slip some Crème de cassis, Patrice Put away the Crème de menthe, Brent You know it's time to get bad Take a shot of tequila, Willa Chugger sain Gria For Pia, Mia and Lia Quagh some fancy chardonnay tray Cover see mellow, Bro Just let yourself go Yeah there's fifty ways to love your liver You know there's fifty ways to love your liver Yeah there's fifty ways to love your liver I'll take this fifteen-year Macallan, Allan And Bob some spice to eggnog, Doug Pour some white wine, Rinehart For saint Rinehart Down a Bloody Marry, Jerry McKinneys a zinnias to Winness Aint no quiz test a soldier-in-fizz and take a whiz But first put your drink on the seat, Dick Pop a shot of vodka, Walker Lip it a Baileys, Hayley Hey Elida Mai Tai shagah Show me the way to the next whiskey bar Don't ask why Grab yourself some sambuca, Luka Tipple a little phappy, Steffi Sup up the gin'n'tonic for Sonic The hedgehog And a Jagermeister for the housemeister Yeah there's fifty ways to love your liver You know there's fifty ways to love your liver Yeah there's fifty ways to love your liver Swig on a Ramazzotti, Pavarotti Girls have some Hennessy, Tennessee Ghost pack of minor shavitz Lenny Kravitz Soke up Panama reddle Japato There's no Frangelico in a ghetto Raise a grappa, Zappa Girls've some champagne charlemagne Burry get yourself a martini, Fellini Wanna white Russian – no need for discussion I vote for further runka, Anka I bait with a Moscow mule, foo Go down the piano, guenon Slow back a margarita for Margaret and Rita Quitch yourself with a mouritto, Packito Wet your whistle with some slipper-pajino-witch Toast your little spider with apposite But only absinthe for your absent esteem Yeah there's fifty ways to love your liver You know there's fifty ways to love your liver Yeah there's fifty ways to love your liver Need to get down and soul can quiver Life will take her and she'll give up But there's one thing that will always deliver There must be fifty ways to love your liver I'm drinking into a whole new era Get drunk and step to this. I dare ya. Drunk on a whole new level The drink is iced and the ice is a treble House, drinks, we brings Alcohol, get drunk Where drinking is life and life is drinking If you drink like I drink You don't wanna step to this It's a gin-tonic era Fall down with a lemon twist If you dope like I dope Then you high like every day You live or get all buster As an expencer turns gray Yeah there's fifty ways to love your liver You know there's fifty ways to love your liver Yeah there's fifty ways to love your liver Yeah there's fifty ways to love your liver You know there's fifty ways to love your liver Yeah there's fifty ways to love your liver There must be fifty ways to love your liver.