Twisted (Remastered 2015)

My analyst told me that I was right out of my head

The way he described it, he said I'd be better dead than live

I didn't listen to his jive

I knew all along he was all wrong

And I knew that he thought I was crazy but I'm not, oh no

My analyst told me that I was right out of my head

He said I'd need treatment but I'm not that easily led

He said I was the type that was most inclined

When out of his sight to be out of my mind

And he thought I was nuts, no more ifs or ands or buts, oh no

They say as a child I appeared a little bit wild

With all my crazy ideas

But I knew what was happening, I knew I was a genius

What's so strange if you know that you're a wizard at 3?

I knew that this was meant for me

I heard little children were supposed to sleep tight

That's why I drank a fifth of vodka one night

My parents got frantic, didn't know what to do

But I saw some crazy scenes before I came to

Now do you think I was crazy?

I may have been only 3 but I was swinging

They all laughed at Al Graham Bell

They all laughed at Edison and also at Einstein

So why should I feel sorry if they just couldn't understand

The reasoning and the logic that went on in my head?

I had a brain, it was insane

So just let them laugh at me

When i refused to ride on all those double decker buses

All because there was no driver on the top

My analyst told me that I was right out of my head

The way he described it, he said I'd be better dead than live

I didn't listen to his jive

I knew all along he was all wrong

And I knew that he thought I was crazy but I'm not, oh no

My analyst told me that I was right out of my head

But I said, dear doctor, I think that it's you instead

'Cause I have got a thing that's unique and new

It proves that I'll have the last laugh on you

'Cause instead of one head, huh-huh, I got two

And you know two heads are better than one