Better On A Boat

I prefer my football on Saturdays

Save Sunday for Jesus and a NASCAR race

I like mustard in my chili, Dixie Crystal in my tea

Boots in a bar, Bottomland in a tree

Long as a beach, I've still got crickets

This old boy's gonna back it up and hitch it

It's a whole lot sweeter in a honeyhole

When baby's got a bass on her fishing pole

The more I live, the more I know

Life's like a cold beer, better on a boat

Mm, my baby don't put on a two-piece and Coppertone

To roll into some Friday night honky tonk

So I'm icing down Corona 'cause all I wanna do

Is watch you boot scoot in an old pontoon

It's a whole lot sweeter in a honeyhole

When baby's got a bass on her fishing pole

The more I live, the more I know

Life's like a cold beer, better on a boat (Hey)

Pop, pop, pop the top, pour yourself a beer

Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug, your troubles disappear

Pop, pop, pop the top, pour yourself a beer

Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug, your troubles disappear

It's a whole lot sweeter in a honeyhole

When baby's got a bass on her old Zebco

The more I live, the more I know

Life's like a cold beer, better on a boat

Yeah, life's like a cold beer, better on a boat (Woo)

(Hey, hey)

(Pop, pop, pop the top, pour yourself a beer)