It's true, I'm a guy with a life that's kind of checkered

I've done a lot of dirt, and I'm far from squeaky clean

Though I've tried to erase all the black marks from my record

To some I'm still known as the Creampie Anal Queen

I just can't resist getting naked with the cam'ras rolling

And posting my ass for strangers on the internet

Then setting up dates with the purpose of cornholing

But once it's all done all I feel is deep regret

I've harbored these desires since only lord knows when

But can't I be forgiven regardless of how wicked I've been?

And be born again!

And be born again!

I won't make porn again!

When I'm born again!

We all deserve a second chance

A spiritual rebirth

A chance to turn our lives around

And build back all our worth

Purity is important and I've definitely failed there

But what about Jesus, redemption, resurrection?

No, no, no, no, no, no cross, no crown, Ryan

Yes Jesus is the redeemer but salvation is not a "get out of jail free" card

Maybe it's not, Trisha, but what if I happened to hack into any of your internet search histories? What if I already have? Think about that, then tell me who here isn't without some sort of sexual sin

It's true, I once self-abused with a zucchini

Sometimes when Pastor preaches I touch myself below

One night I was bad and I stroked my doggies weenie

I've done much worse - trust me you don't wanna know

I'm really into pictures of decapitated naked men

Woah

And John 3 and 3 says we only get to paradise when

We're born again

When we're born again

Never mourn again

When you're born again

If we just ask to be redeemed then he'll forgive the past

He'll wrap us in his loving arms

His mercy is so vast

Fill up with his glory

Yeah!

Drown in Jesus' blood

Ooh!

Bathe in full repentance

Like pigs bathe in the mud

Ah, born again!

Strip yourself to nothing

Nothing!

Get up on the cross

Jesus!

Walk to your Golgotha and

Burn away the dross

Dunk me in the water

Wash away my shame

Air me with a girl

Who will proudly take my name

Born again!

Press our flesh together

Bless me as her groom

Watch me be reborn

As I fertilize her womb

'Cause I'm sick of always feeling

Just I'm just an also-ran

And I'm sick of always feeling

Like I'm really not a man

Lord, I'm sick of always feeling

Like a total lesser than

I just want to be normal

I know that you can!

I can?

You can!

I can!

You can!

I can!

You can!

I can!

I can!

I can!

I can!

I can!

Be born again

We'll be born again

You'll never mourn again!

When we're born again

Our destinies will be reversed with Jesus by our side

In word and water be immersed

And be transmogrified

And be born again!

Again!

Again Again

Again!

Again!

Again!

Again!

Again!

Again!

Again!

Again!

Again!