Smiling Politely

I kicked up a fuss and turned on all the waterworks

Selfish, but it got me out of going into work

And you've not held a grudge, you literally can't

I'm coming to terms with what are and what aren't

I don't know who you are, but I don't like your attitude

And one day I will die in a freak noodles-on-toast-related accident

I have a physical body that can be harmed

And motherfucker, I will have my revenge