I Don't Know What We're Talking About (And I Haven't for a While)

I picked you up at eight, my heart was racing

And now we're on our first date

You look so radiant, as we walk onto the restaurant

You start to talk and then I smile and nod

You told me about your life

But I was lost inside your oceanic eyes

Our hands touched briefly as the light reflected off your golden hair

A strong electric charge was in the air

Now it's ten o'clock and the meal is done

But the conversation's just begun

You're fascinating, I feel blessed

But I have to be honest

I don't know what we're taking about

And I haven't for a while

And I don't know what we're talking about

And I haven't for a while

My eyes are open wide

You speak with passion, but I'm panicking inside

'Cause I've been daydreaming about a pterodactyl named Lamar

When he's tired of flying, he drives a car

He's got to get to work on time

His nursing job is on the line

His wife is always on his case

Why can't she give Lamar some space?

I don't know what we're taking about

And I haven't for a while

And I don't know what we're talking about

And I haven't for a while

I'm pretty sure you're telling me about your new job

I'm not absorbing anything, smile and nod

I'm thinking about ladders, if I tell you, is that odd?

Is it my turn to talk? You're looking at me (Oh God!)

Focus!

Focus!

Penguin in a costume!

How many Draculas are hiding in this room?

Marlon Brando was so very handsome in his prime

I'd make an awesome cop if I could stop committing-

Crimes!

I don't know what we're taking about (I am totally lost)

I don't know what we're talking about (I, where am I?)

I don't know what we're talking about

And I haven't for a while (Lamar's gonna have to go back to night school!)

(Am I the only one who cares about this?!)

And I don't know what we're talking about

And I haven't for a while

Anyway...

Why don't you and I go back to my place and, uh

Oh

I see you left at some point