Bullet Proof

I can drink with the best

I can hang with the crowd

I can stay on the stool where I'm sittin' now

I'm the first one in

I'm the last one out

When they say last call

It ain't my last round

All together, seems like I've got it

If I go crazy, seems like I've lost it

Bartender call 911

She's holdin' that bottle like a loaded gun on me

Man, you gotta help me out

She's about to let the 90 proof hammer down

If I take a shot in the dark, it'll leave a hole in my heart, it's true

'Cause I ain't bulletproof

I can sip on a can

I can light up a smoke

I can go anywhere that that jukebox goes

Ain't nothing in this bar gets me

But if I start asking for whiskey

Then bartender call 911

She's holdin' that bottle like a loaded gun on me

Man, you gotta help me out

She's about to let the 90 proof hammer down

If I take a shot in the dark, it'll leave a hole in my heart, it's true

'Cause I ain't bulletproof, yeah

I ain't bulletproof

I'm begging you

If I get my hands on a bottle of 90 proof

Bartender call 911

Bartender call 911

She's holdin' that bottle like a loaded gun on me

Man, you gotta help me out

She's about to let the 90 proof hammer down

If I take a shot in the dark, it'll leave a hole in my heart, it's true

'Cause I ain't bulletproof

Nah, I ain't bulletproof, yeah