Hungover Thinkin'

I was the life of the party

Or so everyone said

But I went dark too early

And I was too late to bed

Wherever my car is

Is anyone's guess

I remember a few things

I forget the rest

Who did I kiss on?

Who did I offend?

Who did I piss off?

Whose ear did I bend?

I'll burn all my bridges

If I go out again

Should I quit drinkin'

Or am I just hungover thinkin'?

I think we danced in the kitchen

I can't remember the song

I hope my timin' was right

I hope my top was on

I think I saw an old boyfriend

And he's single again

Wish I hadn't m-mentioned

Wish I hadn't

How much I miss him

Who did I kiss on?

Who did I offend?

Who did I piss off?

Whose ear did I bend?

I'll burn all my bridges

If I go out again

Should I quit drinkin'

Or am I just hungover thinkin'?

I'm havin' a breakdown

A cry and a Coke

I told my darkest secret

Like it was just a joke