GRWM (eww)

So I met this guy on Facebook, which is already kind of weird because Facebook was like, definitely

10 years ago

But like, we met up and like, it was kind of okay

And like, you know, he was wearing a bit of top man, I thought like, that's kind of fucking

stupid

But you know, I gave him a chance

And then he said, let me take you out I wanna take you to Wahaca, like, which like, okay

if you're not from London, like, I guess it's Mexican

But like, if you're not from London, that's just fucking stupid

And like, I don't know, I guess I'm sounding like a bit of a bitch, but you know

And then like, I looked at his face, and I realized that like, he hadn't even shaved

his beard properly

So half the side was good and half the side was really stupid

And then like, I looked even closer, and he was a fucking idiot

Why did we fall in love

Why did you pretend it was

Something Extraordinary

Stop making a fool of me

Why did we fall in love

Why did you pretend it was

Something Extraordinary

Stop making a fool of me

So later on in the day, im on this date where I'm wearing all my fancy clothes, and he's

Dressed in his top man suit, and some really weird shoes I think he got off Brick Lane

He looks at me from across the eye, and he gives me this kind of like, little creepy

eye face, where I guess he's trying to flirt, but I didn't really understand it

And then he just looks at me, and he goes, do you enjoy sushi?

Do I enjoy sushi

Like, what a fucking question is that

Like, everyone likes fucking sushi

And what does that mean

I just feel like that means you're trying to like, go down on me, and like, lick me

out

It's just a creepy question to ask on a date

You fucking...

Keep going

Keep going

Why did we fall in love

Why did you pretend it was

Something Extraordinary

Stop making a fool of me

Why did we fall in love

Why did you pretend it was

Something Extraordinary

Stop making a fool of me

Hello

Who's calling

Do I know you

I think I saw you from across the room the other day, but I'm not really sure

You've got a really big nose

No, sorry

I'm talking to myself

I'm just looking in a mirror

That was stupid

I think you got the wrong number

My name isn't Hank

My name isn't Hank

It's GFOTY

It's GFOTY