Young Reader

Sooner of later you're gonna get caught

Sooner or later you're gonna fall down

Life at the bottom ain't much fun at all

And we sure know a thing or two

About that, my friend

We're the bad pretenders and the sadness lingers but you

You don't have to live a life like this it's just a matter of principle

When we were 29 years old

We still believed in Santa Claus

We'd count the presents under the tree

But it didn't make us as happy as

Clothes and books, spoken word, oh we never learned the

Meaning of life isn't naughty or nice it's just a construct man

You don't have to live a life like this

You don't have to live a life like this

You don't have to live a life like this

You could just sit waiting for

Satan himself to decline your invitation

Sooner of later they'll cut you off

Sooner or later, ba-ba-ba-ba, ba

We'll see you later alligator

That's a funny thing to say in

Interviews, oh I love the news

It's so hard to choose but we

We like the one about the world on fire but I hope it's fiction

I read the dictionary twice

There's not a word of sound advice for a

Young reader that likes

Books with pretty pictures in like

Birds and trees, falling leaves, anarchy to the

The nth degree oh I'm sure you'd agree

It's just the kids these days

You don't have to live a life like this

You don't have to live a life like this

You don't have to live a life like this

You could just sit waiting for

Satan himself to cast judgment on your reason

You don't have to live a life like this

You don't have to live a life like this

You don't have to live a life like this

You could just die