Playing Diamonds Cashing Checks

I'm playin' diamonds, cashin' checks

Puttin' fancy things around my neck

Not givin' one hell or heck

I'm playin' diamonds, cashin' checks

Another dollar, another day

Señoritas in San Tropez

Pourin' chili on my Frito-Lays

No, ma'am, I ain't on no holiday

I'm playin' diamonds, cashin' checks

Puttin' fancy things around my neck

Not givin' one hell or heck

I'm playin' diamonds, cashin' checks

It's just the four to the one to the five

Again and again 'til you get it just right

It might take all day and all through the night

But even then, babe, you ain't qualified

I'm playin' diamonds, cashin' checks

Now I ain't hired for my intellect

I'm just out here payin' my respects

To the T-bones and the T-Birds and even T. rex

I'm playin' diamonds, cashin' checks

Four to the one to the five

Again, again 'til we get it right

It's just the four to the one to the five

Again, again 'til we get it right

It's just the four to the one to the five

Again, again 'til we get it right

It's just the four to the one to the five

Again, again 'til we get it right

Well, I been dreamin' of a honky-tonk

But I was shanghaied in Shang Hong

You can do me right or do me wrong

Break my heart or love me long time

I'm playin' diamonds, cashin' checks

Doin' weird stuff with women with all due respect

In the good times and the bad times and all the rest

I'm playin' diamonds, cashin' checks

I'm playin' diamonds, cashin' checks

I'm playin' diamonds, cashin' checks