Twister

Get out of my way!

Who are you?

I'm the Wicked Witch of Eastwick, dummy!

I don't see your name on the call sheet

Do you have anything prepared?

Wagon witch watusi!

(sung)

Terrifyin' Munchkins just for kicks, and

Had 'em so scared they were shittin' yellow bricks, and

I'm the wickedest there'd ever was

Mean queen of Oz

Applause, applause

(spoken)

I was mindin' my own business doing wicked, witchy things

When my world turned upside down, hoh!

(sung)

There was a twister!

It was spinnin' like you wouldn't believe

A twister!

It was movin' fast and lookin' at me

This double-wide lands on my head

Ding, dong, I'm dead from the

Twister, from the

Twister, help me

Sister, from the

Twister!

Don't call us, we'll call you

I don't know why my agent books me on these chicken-shit gigs!

Ooh, cute shoes

Stay away from me, bitch!

I'm outta here!