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Reptile Dysfunction
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Reptile Dysfunction foi lançado em 1 de abril de 2025 por VladdTime Music como parte do álbum Reptile Dysfunction - Single
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Data de lançamento1 de abril de 2025
SeloVladdTime Music
Melodicidade
Acusticidade
Valence
Dançabilidade
Energia
BPM96

Créditos

INTERPRETAÇÃO
VladdTime
VladdTime
Baixo
Bob Tomlinson
Bob Tomlinson
Vocal de apoio
ED KRAMER
ED KRAMER
Banjo
Bob Raynor
Bob Raynor
Violão
Chris Clark
Chris Clark
Bateria
Mark Breymeyer
Mark Breymeyer
Instrumento de sopro
COMPOSIÇÃO E LETRA
Lawrencee Corbell Pharo
Lawrencee Corbell Pharo
Composição
PRODUÇÃO E ENGENHARIA
Mark Breymeyer
Mark Breymeyer
Engenharia

Letra

Well I woke up this morning and I got out of bed
I had a bad bad feeling that my lizard was dead
I looked in his cave and his eyes were shrunken
I called the vet with no compunction and I
Motored on down to the healing zone
I said I'm the one who called on the phone
His sad eyes told me that I had missed something
And he said My boy you have a Reptile Dysfunction
Reptile Dysfunction I must have caught it at the zoo
Reptile Dysfunction They tell me I can't screw
So I got on the phone and I called my doctor
I may be slow but I'd like to be smarter
Doc I'm getting older and I've got a malfunction
Can you help me with a case of Reptile Dysfunction
So I made an appointment for the following day
Then I looked in the cage where my python stays
He was gone I called police about the abduction
They sent a detective to make deductions
And he put on gloves to look for clues
And crawled around for closer views
He looked all morning until his luncheon
And then he said My boy you have a Reptile Dysfunction
Reptile Dysfunction I must have caught it at the zoo
Reptile Dysfunction They tell me I can't screw
So I got on the phone and I called my doctor
I may be slow but I'd like to be smarter
Doc I'm getting older and I've got a malfunction
Can you help me with a case of Reptile Dysfunction
Well I'm lookin real hard can't find my snake
Well he's lookin real hard can't find his snake
Well I'm lookin real hard can't find my snake
Well there it is
I've almost got it
It's in my dresser
He's almost got it
It's in my shirt drawer
He's almost got it
It's in my sock drawer
He's almost got it
It's in my undies drawer
He's almost got it
It's in my pants drawer
He's almost got it
I've almost got it
I've almost He's
I've almost got it He's He's He's Ahhhh Nuts
I couldn't keep it in my pants drawer
So Hard.
He never keeps it so hard
So I kind of wondered how everyone knew
It seems sort of common knowledge from my personal view
How did it become such a point of discussion
That I had suffered from a Reptile Dysfunction
But I kept on looking for my missing pet
Found a winding trail to a vent outlet
Put my hand in the pipe but hit an obstruction
Seemed I still had a case of Reptile Dysfunction
Reptile Dysfunction I must have caught it at the zoo
Reptile Dysfunction They tell me I can't screwwwwwwwwww
So I got on the phone and I called my doctor
I may be slow but I'd like to be smarter
Doc I'm getting older and I've got a malfunction
Can you help me with a case of Reptile Dysfunction
Written by: Lawrencee Corbell Pharo
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