Class

Whatever happened to fair dealing and pure ethics and nice manners?

Why is it everyone now is a pain in the ass?

Whatever happened to class?

Class

Whatever happened to, "Please, may I?" and, "Yes, thank you," and, "How charming?"

Now every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass

Whatever happened to class?

Class

Oh, there ain't no gentlemen to open up the doors

There ain't no ladies now, there's only pigs and whores

And even kids'll knock you down so's they can pass

Nobody's got no class

Whatever happened to old values and fine morals and good breeding?

Now, no one even says, "Oops," when they're passing their gas

Whatever happened to class?

Class

Oh, there ain't no gentleman that's fit for any use

And any girl'll touch your privates for a deuce

And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass (And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass)

Nobody's got no class

All you read about today is rape and theft

Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left?

Nobody's got no class

Every guy is a snot

Every girl is a twat

Holy shit (Holy shit)

What a shame (What a shame)

What became of class?