Desperate But Not Serious

If I ask you difficult questions

If I make improper suggestions

Would you find that a risk to your health?

Would you put me up on the bookshelf?

With the books

And the plants?

Desperate, but not serious

Your kisses drive me delirious

If I were kind and adoring

How would that be? Very boring

Mister Pressman, with your penknife

Always asking about my sex life

And who with

And how many times

Desperate, but not serious

Your kisses drive me delirious

All the advice seems so unkind

If you don't stop, you will go blind

They tell you it's none of their business

And console you with a big kiss

On the lips

And on the back of your neck

Oh, hey…

Desperate, but not serious

Your kisses drive me delirious

Desperate, but not serious

Your kisses drive me delirious

Desperate, but not serious

Your kisses drive me delirious

Desperate…