Easy Money

There was a joe

He was leanin' on the back door, a couple jills

With their eyes on a couple bills

Their eyes was statin'

They were waitin'

To get their hands on some easy money, yeah

So they flipped a dime

One said, "I'll take heads this time"

One stepped up

One stepped back

One loosened her shoulder strap

She couldn't speak

Her knees got weak

She could almost taste that easy money

Yes there was an, old black cat

And he was sittin' in an old black cadillac

And this joe smelled sweet

So she curled up at her boyfriend's feet

She said, "I got a plan

Listen Sam, how'd ya like to make some easy money?"

He said "Oh yeah, oh yeah

Just tell me what you want me to do"

She said, "Baby, you can trust me

Baby, but you must be hidin' in my room"

At a quarter to two, yeah"

Cat told the boy

"Come up to the room and play with my toy"

But the jill set the bait

She wasn't gonna sit around and wait

But this guy got wise to the lies

And he flies out the door

With the easy money, yeah

Hell yeah, 'cause there, ain't no man

Who got the money in his hand

Who got into that bread

Bein' slow in the head

The easier it looks

The hotter it hooks

But it ain't no such thing as easy money

Saturday night

There was a terrible, terrible fight

Between two dames who, losin' the same game

It wasn't clear, but I hear

They were both lookin' for some easy money

Oh, easy money

Easy money, easy money

(Easy money)

Easy money

The easier it looks, the hotter it hooks

(Easy money)

Lookin' for some easy money

Easy money...